I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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