There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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