I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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