I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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