I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize