Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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