who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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