And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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