Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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