Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
