I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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