I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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