he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
its not stalking. its research.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My dick has a subreddit
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
