dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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