I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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