no. you can't hotbox the world.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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