This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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