What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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