After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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