That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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