I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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