My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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