question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
