who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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