The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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