Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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