It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
All I want is dick and wine.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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