What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
so much tequila, so little girl.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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