I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I'm passing your future prison.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
A bitchslap is in order.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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