I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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