my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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