I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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