And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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