question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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