sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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