she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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