nut hugger
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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