I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
