We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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