she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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