i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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