forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
It's Friday. Sex?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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