he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm passing your future prison.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
