Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I think I just sharted jello shots
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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