I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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