well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
