The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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