Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she woke up with a sticky ear
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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