Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
porn star boner night. come get it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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