I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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