I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
she looked like the before picture.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
