Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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