it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
false alarm. still invincible.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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