remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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