i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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